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[irishfriskey]

I'll update this soon and make it real nice

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Sometime around the end of November - Text

[unlucky7]

How much would you and Archer hate me if I got Caster these?

[Following the message are a few pictures of matching hawaiian shirts for humans and dogs.]

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[irishfriskey]

I'm actually surprised he doesn't have this already.

It also sounds like you've already gotten them.

[unlucky7]

Maybe he does but hasn't had luck dressing the dogs. At least these ones are more tasteful than the ones he bought all of us.

I'm still in the store.

[irishfriskey]

It's not hard to be more tasteful than those.

You have it in your hand already, don't you?

[unlucky7]

I can put it back!

What about matching dog collars?

[irishfriskey]

I don't think you will, though.

Honestly, it'll make him happy. Just don't let Archer know about it, but also don't tell him where you bought it or we'll be back to square one of his closet being filled with Hawaiian shirts.

[unlucky7]

It'll make Caster happy. It's a fair trade for Archer's and your ire I think.

What do you want for Christmas?

[irishfriskey]

I don't have too much ire. Just... try to make sure he doesn't buy too many.

Ah? Nothing. I'm happy with my life.

[unlucky7]

he's getting the one matching set, I'm not giving the slightest hint where I got it from.

I don't doubt that, but I still want to get you something so give me a hint what you like.

[irishfriskey]

Good. Anyways, that's fine then.

My master's affection is really the only thing I want. And I think I already have that.

[unlucky7]

So I should set you up on a date with Caster. Got it.

[irishfriskey]

He's dating Archer, right? That wouldn't be right.

[unlucky7]

According to them their relationship is open.

[irishfriskey]

Why would they do that?

[unlucky7]

Because they want to? If you want specifics you're going to ask them.

So what do you want? Dinner? Trip somewhere?

[irishfriskey]

I feel like if I ask Archer, I'll get a judgemental answer and if I ask Caster, he'll consider it flirting.

...Dinner?

[unlucky7]

What doesn't Caster consider flirting?

Trust me. Archer won't mind if you go on a date with Caster.

Great! Any food preferences?

[irishfriskey]

I would say stabbing him, but even that, I think he'd like.

Not really. Whatever he'd like, I guess.

[unlucky7]

...Suddenly a lot makes sense.

If I'm setting up a date for you two, it doesn't have to be all about Caster.

[irishfriskey]

I'm just happy to spend time with Mister Caster. Whatever he would like, I will enjoy with him.

[unlucky7]

[Honestly, Lancer, you're too nice for your own good.]

I'll make the arrangements for the place, you make sure you two have fun.

[irishfriskey]

I look forward to it. Thank you.